thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

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notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

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postllimit:

my summer lab internship in one photoset

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2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

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lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.

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cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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my mother suddenly wants me to see a doctor about my sense of smell because “smell is most directly linked to memory” and “when you smell something, it triggers a memory” like ???????? how the FUCK does the matter i haven’t been able to smell for years like what am I gonna remember my fifth birthday? shut up

tyrabankruptcy:

fagmobs:

my anaconda don’t

because that’s a burmese python

tyrabankruptcy:

fagmobs:

my anaconda don’t

because that’s a burmese python