One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
my mother suddenly wants me to see a doctor about my sense of smell because “smell is most directly linked to memory” and “when you smell something, it triggers a memory” like ???????? how the FUCK does the matter i haven’t been able to smell for years like what am I gonna remember my fifth birthday? shut up